“Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonaldland
Take along a friend, and grab ahold of Ronald’s hand
Follow Ronald McDonald through the land of apple pie trees
And don’t be surprised if you meet Big Mac and Big Cheese
There’s a thick shake volcano, you’ll even find a French fry plant
Now just turn around, and see if you won’t find a hamburger patch
As you’re heading fooooor . . .
A McDonald’s . . .
in McDonaldland, a McDonald’s . . .”
This mcdonalds commercial is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.